
Matt 22: 15 - 22
What a Gospel text! Perfect for the Chairman of the congregation on a Sunday when the Pastor is away at camp K with the confirmand kids. Jesus was holding up a coin like this one. It had the image of the Emperor on it, and Jesus was telling the people to give to the Emperor (that is the government) the taxes that belonged to him – but also, maybe, some honour and respect (as we are learning in the study sessions on Tuesday nights). BUT Jesus added “give to God the things that are God’s”. What part of this coin belongs to God? The obvious reply for any Jew or LCMer who has studied their O.T. is - Tithes!! 10 % of this thing. Right?
As Pres. of this congregation, now would be the perfect time to point out that many of you are not giving your tithe because we are away behind in meeting our financial obligations as the bulletin so clearly….doesn’t show.
I could say that we have about 55 givers who give about $10000 per month when you include extra mortgage donations etc. That means an average of $1820 per giving group –be that a single person or family- and if we assume most people figure tithes on gross income (we are Lutherans, after all), that means the average giver is earning about $18200 per year or $11.36 per hour. The good news is that if we all loose our jobs and end up working at fast food outlets, we could make this place stay afloat - if we tithed; so we don’t have to be too worried about the down turn in the economy.
I could say that, but I won’t. Because, I don’t believe that tithing is a requirement for salvation or even for right living. I don’t believe Jesus considered tithing a rule for Christians to follow. Now don’t get me wrong, I think there are some wonderful benefits when we decide to give significantly. When we make it purposeful and first fruits giving, (not what is left over at the end of the month) there are even more blessings. I believe there is truth in the statement that “our heart (and mind) is where our money is”. When we give significantly to meeting the needs of our fellow human beings, then our minds are not caught up in the turmoil of the stock market to near the same extent. Although I believe in generous giving, there are no examples in the N.T. where Christians are told to give a tithe. We are to give sacrificially, yes, and proportionally, and joyfully, and thankfully; but there is no fixed amount.
I believe Jesus’ answer in the gospel lesson, was intended to take us away from rules and towards principles. The Jews wanted to know if they had done enough, and were constantly making up rules so they would have a measuring stick against which to compare themselves. By the time Jesus was born, they had turned the 10 principles of living into 660 rules. Jesus tried very hard to get them to see beyond the rules to the intent of the rules, and then not to allow the rules to get in the way of them following those principles of living.
When the Jews moved into the Promised land, 1 tribe was given the job of looking after the temple and everything associated with that. They had no land and no way to generate income for a living. They were to be dependent on the other 11 tribes that were given land on which to make a living. The 11 each gave 1/10 to the Levites who in turn gave a tenth to the temple so everyone ended up with about the same amount. True the Levites technically had 99% left rather than 90%, but they had to feed the widows and orphans who had no relatives to look after them. In my opinion, the tithes were a taxation system - an obligation to be paid to maintain a type of government organization system that allowed them to flourish in their new land.
In addition to tithes, however, they also made offerings. The offerings were always freewill and had no limits of 10%, like tithes did.
I believe that giving freely to the work of God’s kingdom is a principle expressed throughout the Bible and is applicable to us today. It is on that basis that I wish to tell you a story about a mouse and a chip Monk. This is the sermon that my son Tim wrote for the congregation he pastors in Millet.
First a couple of things you should know about Tim. He likes variety so he preaches using a lot of different types of sermons. This happened to be a week when he chose to illustrate a principle to live by through a story. Secondly, there are quite a few kids around St. Peter’s in Millet, when they are not at sports, or dance or the library. Thirdly, he thinks what happens at worship should be chewed upon during the drive home, over lunch and even over coffee on Tuesday. And that chewing not only includes the hymn content, and prayers, but also the sermon. He tries hard to provide fodder for parents to talk to their children, as well as to other adults about what takes place at worship.
“This can’t be happening!” thought Martin as he tried to calm his beating mouse heart down to a resting count of 500 beats per minute, but what he was seeing was dizzying to his senses. He could not believe the crime that was occurring before his little eyes and helpless little hands. Should he stay where he was, safely hiding behind a stack of photo copy paper? Or should he risk martyrdom by springing a surprise attack with the slight chance of sabotaging such a two-faced operation? Martin really didn’t know what to do. Like usual, he had gotten himself way in over his head but it was too late to just walk away now. He was a church mouse after all, and he had a duty to live and act with the conviction that comes with being tied to a church.
Martin and his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Freedom, are mice. Proud mice. Christian mice. Reforming mice - always open to life’s changes. It was life’s changes that had brought them back inside the walls of the church. Their home had been destroyed over the summer and so they returned to the one place where they knew they could go - St. Petro’s church. Upon their return it was only a few days work of gathering yarn, craft supplies and a mixture of other cozy materials from the quilters cupboard till the Freedom’s had built themselves a pretty nice little nest in the back corner of the furnace room to call home. With a secure place to sleep most of their time was then spent doing what church mice do; scrounging for food, exploring new cracks and tunnels, and trying to make sense of all the stuff that church humans do.
For Martin, the best part of any week was Sunday morning worship. Martin believed in God and enjoyed the opportunity to express in worship his thankfulness for being able to live in God’s very house. Now Martin would be the first to admit that the idea of the church being God’s house was confusing. Martin had lived in the church for a couple of months; he knew its dimensions and was pretty sure that there was no way that God’s house was big enough for God. Martin had heard enough sermons by the Pastor to know that there was nothing in the world that was bigger than God but he had also heard that the church was indeed God’s house. And so Martin wracked his brain trying to answer the question - “Why would God have a house that God didn’t fit into?”
Well, to make a long story shorter, it was Martin’s attempt to answer this question that had gotten him into the sticky situation in which he now found himself - huddling behind a stack of paper in the photocopy room. You see, Martin was a curious sort and once he started thinking about God owning a house he began to keep his eyes peeled for other stuff that might belong to God.
One day while martin was sitting in church, tucked up and out of view beside a beam on the candle shelves, the offering caught his attention. He had never paid much attention to the offering because as a mouse he didn’t have any money to give - but even as a mouse he knew that money was important to humans. Though he didn’t know exactly what made the stuff so valuable. From experience Martin knew that money couldn’t be eaten, there were softer things to sleep on and it couldn’t keep you warm in winter - Martin figured humans probably gave it to God because only God would know what to do with such useless stuff. Useless as it may be it was apparent how important money was to the humans by they way they made such a big deal about giving to God...or as Martin discovered - pretending to give it to God.
As the offering was being taken at this particular service something twigged in Martin’s mind and a brilliant idea dawned on him. If the people were giving the money to God, God must come to God’s house and get the money. If Martin was to see if God could fit into God’s house all he would have to do is wait for God to come and pick up the offering. It would answer so many questions for him that Martin set his mind to stick around for as long as it took. Much like precocious human children try and bait Santa Clause with cookies and milk on Christmas eve, but in this case Martin did not set the bait - the congregation did and the bait was cash. But before the people had even cleared out from the sanctuary Martin’s plan was foiled by two nice looking adults who went up to the altar and took God’s money away.
“Help!” shouted Martin, but nobody could hear his little mouse voice over the boisterous visiting in the pews. Worse yet, the people didn’t seem to care that God’s money had been taken away. Some of the congregation members even saw the people do it - one waved, another smiled, the Pastor was so bold as to thank the thieves saying, “Thanks for taking care of the offering.”
“Taking care. I bet they’re ‘taking care’ of the offering, alright.” said Martin, and he set out in hot pursuit of the thieves, the offering, and what belonged to God.
Well that’s how Martin ended up in the photocopy room. It was in this room the thieves counted the stash. Two eyes peered out from behind the stack of paper and down upon the desk where the goods where scattered. As if they were opening their own birthday cards the thieves ripped open the envelopes that had been given to God and carefully recorded the numbers on a piece of paper.
“Seventy five dollars from envelope #62...two hundred from #88...one fifty for the camp, fifty for the ladies group...five hundred for the Haiti...” and the thieves went on and on. Martin was flabbergasted at the nerve of the entire congregation. Pieces of paper and cash were stacked around the entire desk and not a single bit of went to God. In fact, in the time that the thieves shuffled papers in the room Martin only heard God mentioned once and that was in the end when the thieves found a couple of pennies on the floor that made some numbers match up. The whole thing just didn’t make sense to Martin one bit. Oh, how he wished he could read better so he could see what the little pieces of paper where about but he couldn’t read - he was only mouse. But he was a smart mouse and he could follow letters and numbers.
Glancing down at one point he saw a piece of paper that had two letters on it. It said, TD. Martin could also see the number $300. T. D. What was T. D.? Another paper said, R. B. C. Another read, B.M.O. Martin couldn’t read but he knew enough to know when something wasn’t a word. They must be codes, he thought. T. D. - Totally Dishonest. R.B.C - Really Bad Christians, B. M. O. - Bogus Money Offering.
“Well that’s all for today.” Said one thief as she stood up from her seat. “I guess I’ll just run the offering into Wetaskiwin when I go and see my mother this afternoon.”
“Despicable!” thought Martin. “That thief is going to hug her mother with the same hands that stole money from God.”
As the people exited the room they flipped the lights off and closed the door. The last thing that Martin heard from the thieves as they made their way for the stairs was one of them saying something to the other about taking the cash to CIBC. Another code, figured Martin. Probably means, Churches In Big Conspiracy.
Martin sat in the darkness of the photocopier room for the better part of an hour - which to a mouse is equivalent to two weeks of human time. In that hour Martin pondered the darkness of the human creature. He mourned the two-faced nature of the people he worshiped with. He wondered if he could go on living in such a greedy church. He even began to fear what God would do upon realizing people were stealing from God’s house. Growing tired of thinking about such depressing matters Martin climbed down the shelves and headed outside for a walk to see his buddy Stewart. Stewart was a chip monk who seemed so wise when it came to dealing with stuff. Stewart was always finding stuff, saving stuff, using stuff, sharing stuff, planting stuff. Stewart was generous with stuff and yet was never out of stuff. If anyone could help Martin with this problem it would be the thrifty monk, Stewart.
Ten minutes later Martin was lurking in the grass below the chip monk’s tree. “Hey, friend” said Stewart, spotting Martin in the lawn. “Get up here in the tree before old Hawk-eye sets his talons on you.” “Sure thing, Stewart.” said the mouse as he scurried up the tree.
“What brings you to my part of the church yard, Martin?” asked the hospitable chip monk.
“I got a dilemma I figured you could help me with” explained Martin. “I was at church today and I caught some humans stealing God’s money. During the service the people have this time when they all pretend to give stuff to God, but then after the service they just go and take it right back. Some of God’s money they give to people and a bunch of it they put in this place called C-I-B-C. I’m not sure if I even want to know what they do with it there but it sure doesn’t sound like a place that God would be found in.” By this time Martin was pretty much worked up again. His little mouse heart beating at a thousand beats a minute. The excitement of the day had clearly taken its toll on his nerves.
Stewart laughed and looked gently into the eyes of the fretting mouse. “Martin, my friend, if you are going to be spending any time with people you are going to have realize one very important fact.”
“What’s that?” inquired Martin.
“They are crazy. I mean nuts. Human beings are cookoo. You know what I mean.”
Martin’s confused face showed he didn’t.
“Look little mousy,” said Stewart, “Let me explain. People are just like you and me - they rely on God’s stuff to survive. We need air, they need air. We need the sun, they need the sun. We need food, they need food. Got it?”
“Okay” said Martin, playing along.
“But in other ways people are not like you and me” went on Stewart. “You and I live in places we don’t own. We know we are trespassers. Humans - they think they own their homes because God let’s them keep them. You and me, we eat food that we scrounge and steal - we know food doesn’t belong to us. Humans - they think they own the food because God lets them eat it. You and me - we don’t have any use for money cause you can’t eat it, or sleep in it or anything else. Humans - they love the stuff because they can keep it and make it grow and think that it is there own. Humans are wacky that way”.
Martin sat silent for a while, relating Stewarts teachings to what he had noticed about humans.
“Hmm.” Thought Martin, “So if they love to keep stuff for themselves why to they even pretend to give an offering to God?”
Stewart gathered his words, “You see Martin, that’s the even crazier thing. When humans give an offering they are not actually giving the money to God - cause God already owns it in the first place! And if the money didn’t already belong to God, what would God do with money anyways. You know the stuff is pretty near useless! The church offering is really for humans to remember that they are just like squirrels and mice - they don’t own a stinkin’ thing.”
“What?” said Martin.
Trying another angle Stewart went on, “Look, let me put it this way: God owns everything so God needs nothing. God loves people, and mice and chip monks so God let’s us use God’s stuff. Everything we use is God’s. There is only one problem.”
“What’s that?” asked Martin, trying to catch on.
“The problem is that humans get in the way of God’s plan to share stuff with everyone by hoarding what doesn’t belong to them. The end result is that some creatures, even people, don’t receive what God wants to give them.”
“Really?” Thought Martin, “That must drive God to rage! God gives us everything and then people misuse it to the harm of others.”
“It happens,” agreed the chip monk. “That’s why the church people give an offering. Even though they know that God doesn’t need the money they give the offering to remind themselves that stuff doesn’t belong to them. Then they take the offering to places like CIBC where they can share it with others just as God would do. They especially help people who have had God’s stuff taken from them.”
“I see,” said Martin, catching on to the concept. “So the offering is not for God, because God already owns everything, but the offering is a way for people to share God’s stuff with those who need it.”
“Exactly!” affirmed Stewart. “And the most contented people in the world are the ones who most freely share God’s stuff with others.”
“Ah, ha!” proclaimed Martin, as if he’d just solved yet another mystery. “All this talk about sharing explains why God’s house is so small. The house is not for God at all but for the small creatures God wants to share with. Creatures like humans and church mice.”
“Indeed, little mouse.”
“Gee,” said Martin, “thinking about God’s generosity makes me want to go and share more of God’s stuff.”
“Perfect,” rejoiced Stewart. “That’s the heart of my message.”
Impressed with the powerful repercussions of his friends wisdom, Martin encouraged, “You know, you should really write a book. I can see the title now - Life changing lessons in the home of Stewart the Chip Monk”
Stewart laughed. “I’ll work on that, Martin. But I think we’ll need a shorter title. How about - Lessons in Stewart-Chip.”
“Stewart-chip. What’s Stewart-chip?”
“Martin, my friend. You’ll have to read my book.”
And the two spent the rest of that Sunday afternoon swapping stories of the church yard and other good things God had given them to share.
Prepared by G. Wray